-By that logic, if a pig had a better personality, it would cease to be a filthy animal.
-Yeah, but that would have to be one charming motherfucking pig.
Death Cab for Cutie - Meet Me on the Equinox
A 2004 study published in the economics journal The American Economic Review asked 900 American women how various daily activities made them feel and found that “intimate relations” topped the charts for happiness. (The morning commute was the most unpleasant daily ritual.) A 2004 study of 16,000 Americans, published by the National Bureau of Economic Research, found that people who are happy tend to be the ones getting the most action. The study estimated that boosting between-the-sheets time from once a month to once a week was the happiness equivalent of getting a $50,000 raise. (Though type of sex matters: Men who paid for sex were less happy, as were people who cheated on a spouse.)
Have sex at least 4 times a month, you’ll feel like 50,000 bucks (richer).
— The Beatles